Thursday, January 24, 2013

Taylor Swift and the Zombie Apocalypse on Funny Not Slutty


Have you ever suspected that maybe music is headed toward a full on zombie apocalypse?  And maybe...just maybe...Taylor Swift is leading the zombie pack?  

No?  Well, humor me for a couple minutes and I'll hopefully humor you.  

I'm so honored and completely excited to have been given my own monthly music column over at Funny Not Slutty - a fantastically funny comedy website for and by women!!! (Really, it's for everyone with a sense of humor.)  There are so many wonderful writers over there and I am humbled to be a part of their writing team.  Huge thanks to Jacki Schklar, Natalie Wall, Alexandra Rosas and the entire FnS team for welcoming me into the fold!

I decided to kick things off with a big old cowgirl boot to Taylor Swift's bony little ass with a song parody and some zombies.  So please head on over and let me know what you think!  


4 comments:

  1. Absolutely hilarious and spot on. Taylor Swift does often have this glazed look to her stare but it's not really glazed, it's evil.

    I'm seriously beginning to think that she's Rosemary's baby grown up.

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  2. You may be on to something here...

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    1. I'm just sayin'. Keep an eye out for cowgirl boot tracks.

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